Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Influenza = Death

The flu killed more people than all of WWI. It started mild in the spring of 1917 and by October had mutated to killer strain. Please take precautions. Get Ready! Put up 60 days food and water and quarantine yourself when it STARTS to get bad. Don't go to work. Don't go to the store. Don't go outside. And Don't let anybody in. The only people who survived the last plague were those who didn't allow mailmen to enter their town. Don't expect the government to provide you with any assistance. They'll be looking out for themselves. Good luck to us all and God Bless!

1 comment:

Joshua B. Treadway said...

I've been following. You called it. Hopefully Amy doesn't get locked in the garage for a fortnight.